Ha ha! Isn't that blog entry title funny? Yes it is - and that's NOT an arrogant statement. You see, my friend Scott Pitts made it up; I'm just "borrowing" it.
Anyhoo, this is my new blog; just gettin started ... Congratulations, Ma - your son finally made it. He has his OWN BLOG! (Watch the $$$ come rolling in, baby...)
Keep coming back here in the future to read my musings - it will SERIOUSLY, like, enhance your existence and stuff. I'm gonna start by republishing (or, "repubbin") some older blog entries I wrote for my band PISTOL OPERA's myspace blog.
Unfortunately, one night awhile back I permanently deleted a CLASSIC entry I wrote nearly 2 years ago about how someone should immediately maim, torture and kill Heather "Insane Bitch" Mills "Insane Bitch" McCartney (it's more relevant today than ever). To be honest, I deleted it out of fear that she might someday read it and hire someone to whack me (I must've been high on the pots when THAT paranoid thought invaded the ol' noggin) ...
So in closing, just remember, kids: you can't teach an old BLOG new tricks! (I DID make THAT one up - score 1 for E.B. up on the Laugh-a-tron 3000)
Love in the time of cholesterol, eLI
Thursday, November 15, 2007
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