Friday night, Obama, Edwards, and Clinton were presented gold, silver, and bronze Iowa caucus medals by Princess Leia in an elaborate awards ceremony on Yavin IV, while Republican contenders put aside their differences long enough to team up and help with the Britney Spears intervention. But how are presidential candidates spending the REST of this weekend?
Mitt Romney is devising several quick, deep changes of heart/position to better suit the needs of New Hampshire primary voters.
John Edwards is bemoaning the fact that America is just not ready for a rich white male President.
Rudy Giuliani is forcing a perma-smile and assuring all that everything's still A-OK on his journey to becoming "the nexth Prethident of the United Thtayth."
Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee are filming Harpo Productions' "48 Hours 3: Yet Another 48 Hours" with director Chuck Norris.
Ron Paul is announcing his campaign's new theme song: Notorious B.I.G.'s "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems."
Hillary Clinton is so despondent after her disappointing Iowa showing she's skipping her traditional Sunday afternoon 4-hour sex marathon with Bill.
Mike Bloomberg sits ... and waits ...
Saturday, January 5, 2008
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